Trophies: Eat Lead: The Return of Matt Hazard

  • It’s HAZARD TIME! – Start your first game. “Thanks for buying my game. I’m sure you’ll enjoy it. –Sincerely, Matt Hazard”
  • Take 5. – Pause the game for the first time. “Hey…come back here and play!”
  • Straight-A Student – Complete all of the in-game tutorials. “Like I had any choice…”
  • Hands-On Approach – Defeat an enemy using melee combat. “I don’t need a stinkin’ gun to deal with YOU!”
  • Eat FIST! – Perform 10 single-hit melee kills. “In Hazard Land, the hand can be used like a knife.”
  • Headache – Score 20 headshots. “A shot in the head is worth two in the chest.”
  • Migraine – Score 50 headshots. “That’s using your head!”
  • Plink – Kill 50 enemies with the Hazard pistol. “Frag you.”
  • Pull! – Kill 50 enemies with the shotgun. “That was a blast!”
  • Auto Dealer – Kill 50 enemies with the sub-machinegun. “You would think this one would have been automatic. Get it? Automatic? Nothing?”
  • Russian Attack – Kill 50 enemies with the AK-47. “They might be socialists, but they make a pretty good gun.”
  • Peekaboo…I Shot You! – Kill 50 enemies with the Sniper Rifle. “Zoom, pow! Right to the moon.”
  • Blind Luck – Kill 25 enemies using blind fire. “Sorry. Didn’t see you standing there.”
  • Second Amendment – Kill at least one enemy with every available gun. “The developers put all those guns in the game for a reason…”
  • Say “No” to Pots – Shoot 30 potted plants. “Look at ‘em. Just sittin’ there, bein’ all green and stuff. They were askin’ for it!”
  • Fire Hazard – Shoot and destroy 30 fire extinguishers. “Extinguishers. They’re not just for fires anymore.”
  • Uncovered – Destroy 20 destructible cover objects. “I know it’s a waste of ammo…but I LOVE that de-rez effect!”
  • Boom – Blow up 50 explosive objects. “Hey…I didn’t pay for ‘em. Why should I care?”
  • No Pain, No Gain – Kill an enemy with an explosive that also damages you. “That’s gonna hurt me more than it hurts you. Well…maybe not quite as much.”
  • Maxx Karnage – Collect 20 Hazard pickups. “Maxx Karnage…sounds like a cool action hero name.”
  • Shield Master – Collect 20 Master Shield pickups. “It’s not like I was afraid of dying…I just wanted the trophy!”
  • Hazard Avoider – Complete the game on the Minor Hazard difficulty setting. “Sure you won…my GRANDMOTHER could win on ‘Easy!'”
  • SECRET Multiplayer Master! – “What? No multiplayer? Sigh. Well…not like we can take the trophy back NOW…”
  • SECRET Disco is Dead – Defeat Sonny Tang. “Sonny, YOUR ass is kicked!”
  • SECRET Stung – Defeat Sting Sniperscope. “Your present ends now.”
  • SECRET Head Cheese – Kill all enemies in the butcher shop with head shots. “Nice shooting! But it’s not like you’re PAYING for that ammo. Feel free to use more.”
  • SECRET Meat Your Maker – Destroy all of the meat in the Level 2 meat locker. “Have a beef with the owner? Steaking your claim? Beating your…hey, I can go on all day.”
  • SECRET Draw – Kill 50 enemies with the Dual-Wield Six-Shooters. “Now all we need is the spaghetti…”
  • SECRET Bedlam Basher – Kill a Bandit from behind with a melee attack. “Good for you. Coward.”
  • SECRET Dances With Guns – Complete both nightclub encounters without any of the dance-bots being destroyed. “Do dancing robots dream of disco sheep?”
  • SECRET Russian to the Finish – Defeat General Neutronov. “From Hazard, With Love.”
  • SECRET Deja-Vu – Defeat Sting Sniperscope again in Level 3. “Your present ends now. Again.”
  • SECRET Death Hazard – Score 20 single-shot Zombie kills. “Don’t these things usually hang out in shopping malls?”
  • SECRET Housing Crisis – Escape from Dexter’s mansion. “I gotta get me a house like THAT!”
  • SECRET Pure Energy – Kill 50 enemies with the Energy Pistol. “Blaster? I hardly know ‘er!”
  • SECRET Well, I Heard Them Scream – Kill 50 enemies with the Plasma Rifle. “Plasma Rifles–they’re not just for Space Marines anymore.”
  • SECRET Your Turn – Defeat Altos Tratus. “Forecast for the next level: no more clouds.”
  • SECRET Talk! – “What do you mean the interrogation feature was cut?!? Here…just take the trophy.”
  • SECRET Observe the Grenade – Kill 3 Tester employees with a single shot from the grenade launcher. “Test the grenades: check!”

  • Feeling Punchy – Defeat five enemies in a row using melee combat. “Not as fast as shooting…but it sure is satisfying.”
  • Head of the Class – Score 100 headshots. “Don’t lose your head! Oh…too late.”
  • Better Than One – Score two headshots with one bullet. “Eat lead…both of you!”
  • Just a Flesh Wound – Complete a level without dying. “Eight million corpses in this level…and you’re not one of them.”
  • Pseudo-Hazard – Complete the game on the Major Hazard difficulty setting. “Well…at least you didn’t have it set to ‘Easy…'”
  • …Where Credit is Due – Watch the credits from beginning to end. “Hey…aren’t they the guys who made Dead Head Fred?”
  • SECRET Tramm Ride – Defeat the Tentacle Beast of Tramm. “One-two shot right to the tenticles.”
  • SECRET Deja-Vu (All Over Again) – Defeat Sting Sniperscope yet AGAIN on Level 7. “I. Have had. Enough. Of YOU!”
  • SECRET Beat the Snot out of Wellesley with My Bare Hands – Defeat Wally Wellesley in the final boss battle. “Like I said…”

  • Hazard Master – Complete the game on the Maximum Hazard difficulty setting. “You’ve done this before, haven’t you?”
  • SECRET Meet Quentin. – Meet Quentin. “DUDE!!!!!”

  • King of Hazard Land! – Earn all Trophies in the game. “You. Are. The. MAN! (Unless you are a lady. In which case, I apologize.)”
Review: Eat Lead: The Return of Matt Hazard
Gepubliceerd op 19 Apr, 2009 om 21:51
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