- Dude Abides – Use “The Dude” to score 30 Strikes in Bowling (Change from 50 Strikes)
- D-Town Destruction – Get 2,000,000 score in Paindemonium and Aftermath (Change from 10 million)
- Pain in the Park – Get 2,000,000 score in Abusement and After Hours (Change from 10 million)
- Combo Mambo – Get 15x Combo in Paindemonium, Aftermath, Block Party, Demolition (Change from 20x)
- Horsin’ a Clown – Take the Clown for a ride on the Roller Coaster
- Glutton – Make 30 “Eat It!” shots in “Call da Shot”
- Constipated – Get 100 Strikes in Bowling (Change from 250 Strikes)
- Pain and Mane – Play 100 Games of Trauma or Horse
- Attention Spam – Get every type of PAIN (Groin, Head, Arm, Hand, Leg, Foot and Body) combo in Paindemonium, Aftermath, Block Party, Demolition.
- Grenade-a-Maid – Get Exploded 200 times with any female launchable add-on character*(Change from 500 times)
- Helmet PI – Give the Gladiator a ride in the Sports Car
- Camera Boom – Hit 50 Cameras with Explosions
- Glass Lass – Break 500 panes of glass with any female launchable in Mime Toss
- Blockbuster – Use a tank to blow up the Castle Tower
- Harder ****’s Balls – Get all of ****s Balls in the Block Party Dumpster w/o reset
- Rodeo Clown – Use Ed to Explode 500 barrels in Clown Toss (Change from 5,000)
- Ninja pwn – Hit the Target Stuffed Ninja in every Amusement Park Mode
- 2 Mill Club – Get “Pain in the Park” and “D-Town Destruction” (Change from 10 Mil)
- Trill – Get Painful Bullseye Trophy with Scurv Dogg or Hung Lo add-on characters (Instead of Tosser)
- Street Rider – Use any Street Fighter® character to travel 2 miles while grabbing a vehicle
- Buzzmonkey – Score 60 Monkeys in Spank the Monkey Painful with Buzz
- King of Pain – Get All Downtown Trophies plus Trill and Grenade-a-Maid
- Affliction Addiction – Get One 100 Million Points in Downtown (Change from 1 Billion)
- Gettin’ Hoff – Use Tuxedo Hoff to get 69 million in any PAINdemonium Mode
