- Pervert – Inspect a pair of withered binoceros testicles with genuine enthusiasm.
- Millionaire – Collect one million dollars in cash.
- Arsonist – Burn down the Riverbrook Apartments.
- Lab Assistant – Complete all Bonus Missions.
- Reluctant Hero – At the beginning of the episode, refuse to join Gabe and Tycho 5 times.
- The Strength To Rule – Achieve level 30 with all party members.
- Pack Rat Strikes Back – Only use items to win a fight. No attacks or counter attacks allowed.
- Moving On Up – Find the key to the Riverbrook Apartments.
- Endgame – Find a ticket to the World’s Fair.
- Can’t Nobody Hold You Down – Complete Episode Two.
- Steel Cannibal – Fully upgrade all party member’s weapons.
- POWER SURRRGE! – Max out one party member’s hit counter.
