• Chapter 1: Launch of the Screaming Narwhal

  • Leave Well Enough Alone – Experienced a brief, yet horrifying transformation
  • Why is My Older Brother Laughing? – Encountered a shipload of references to the previous Monkey Island games
  • The Sounds of Science – Heard DeSinge treating four different patients
  • Bats Right, Throws Lame – Repeatedly Threw Things… Kinda
  • Is That a Pox On Your Face, Or Are You Just Angry To See Me? – Experience the effects of the Pox on the charming inhabitants of Flotsam

  • The Legend of LeFlay – Quizzed everyone about Morgan LeFlay
  • This Ain’t a Library – Intensely browsed a prominent bookshelf
  • LeChuck Slayer – Defeated LeChuck (again)
  • Use the Source – Met Deep Gut
  • The Winds of Freedom Blow – Escaped from Flotsam Island

  • Many Unhappy Returns – Found Elaine

Chapter 2: The Siege of Spinner Cay

  • Meals Fit for a King… Queen… Whatever – Gave the MerLeader every kind of bait
  • She’s Cute When She’s Angry – Get Morgan angry by repeatedly checking out the mast
  • Fishing for Literalists – Caught a Red Herring
  • Talk to the Hook – Threatened a number of adversaries with a Hook
  • Nice Try – Heard the Secret of Donkey Island

  • Give Her a Hand – Kicked LeFlay off the Screaming Narwhal
  • Artifacts of LIfe – Get all of the Summoning Artifacts
  • Mighty Merperson Rescuer – Save the MerLeader from McGillicutty
  • Model of E-FISH-Ency – Read every fish joke
  • Ride ‘Em, Pirate – Made LeChuck do something embarassing on the cliff

  • The BIG Finish – Sailed to the alleged resting place of La Esponja Grande

Chapter 3: Lair of the Leviathan

  • The 0.01 Percent Solution – Got one one ten thousandth of the way through the alternate solution to the Cochlea puzzle
  • Frequent Tuber – Used all the Bile Tubes in all directions
  • I’m So Faced – Tried every possible Face-Off feature
  • Bongo Baby, Yeah – Played the bongos repeatedly
  • Meet Murray – Introduced Murray to everyone

  • The Newlyfed Game – Convinced DeCava that Guybrush is married to Morgan
  • There is a Brotherhood of Jerks – Accepted into the Brotherhood
  • La Esponja… Grande? – Acquired La Esponja Grande
  • Lord of the Locket – Tried every Locket Combination
  • What a Card – Tried every Tarot Card combination

  • Feed the Beast – Defeated DeCava and the Brotherhood

Chapter 4: The Trial and Execution of Guybrush Threepwood

  • What’s in a Name? – Found out the horrifying truth about Bosun Krebbs
  • What Do You Do with a Drunken Guybrush? – Drank everything available in Club 41
  • Musical Memories – Enticed Guybrush to indulge his musical impulses
  • Push ze Buttons of SCIENCE! – Tried all four of buttons in De Singe’s Lab
  • Idiot for a Client – Explored the possibilities of Guybrush calling himself to the stand

  • Ayyyye, the Jury – Got Civil charges against Guybrush dropped
  • Use the Source – Got criminal charges dropped… with a little help
  • Feast for the Senses – Almost completed the Feast of the Senses
  • Shlock Shopper Supreme – Fully Perused Stan’s Wares
  • Guybrush Goes Classy – Experienced Guybrush’s Brush with the Bard

  • Adieu, Adieu – Defeated De Singe

Chapter 5: Rise of the Pirate God

  • The Violet Beauregard Memorial Trophy – Tried every piece of gum
  • Say What? – Discovered Morgan’s Dying Words
  • Grog, Grog, Grog! – Used a dollar bill to try to buy every drink in the Grog Machine
  • Dance, Monkey, Dance! – Did the dance of the hybrid fruit
  • Grave Ribber – Read every gravestone

  • All Roads Lead to LeChuck – Opened the Crossroads
  • I Ain’t Got No Body – Bound Guybrush’s spirit to his body
  • Does This Corpse Make Me Look Fat? – Completed the Diet of the Senses
  • A Credit to Pirates Everywhere – Witnessed Morgan’s Final Fate
  • Morgan’s Secret – Found out what Morgan treasures above all else

  • Fall of the Pirate God – Defeated LeChuck